ok martin, its time to leave.

DAY 3-8, DON'T HATE

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martin, my friend, my roommate, my acquaintance who is holding me back. it's time for you to go now.

so its officially only me in my room, and martin in the other room. there are many directions that i could take this……….. so ill shoot off some thoughts. go alphabet, go.

a. i miss monika
b. i brought enough stuff to make it look like 2 people live here anyway
c. im not sure what to do with all this space..so many activities
d. i should move beds to where monika's was by the window since its cooler, however, she did find about 8 bugs in her bed since i've been here..and they did not look like they wanted to share living quarters.
e. this room could get messy
f. i officially have no friends left in the dorms
g. i just turned my head to see that monika left half a bottle of vodka here. looks like ill be drinking alone very soon. not like i wouldnt be if there wasnt half a bottle sitting there
h. im going to be very lonely. i wish my friends loved me enough to come visit me. its only 1500 dollars, people. come on. jkjkjkjkjkjk
i. since monika is gone, i will have nobody here to make me dinner and my cooking lessons are over. hello stir fry vegetables cada dia
j. also, monika has done my laundry every single time so far….wtf mom, come back to me.
k. its time for martin to leave.
l. its too hot for me to wearing clothes in this dorm, so i will reiterate, its time for him to leave
m. it smells around his room, it's time for him to leave.
n. i think he thinks im going to take his stuff because if he leaves his room for 2 seconds he locks his door, he probably locks it to use the bathroom.
o. once he does leave, ill have so much space i wont know what to do with it. maybe rent it to homeless people on the streets, make my rent payment back.

to continue the alphabet, we will move to the lab.

p. its sad that you think your day is awesome when : you collect a lot of plasma from the blood you get, you kill your mice quickly, you inject your rats with glucose quickly, and most importantly, you cut your kidney in perfect halves. id say thats the real winner. its not easy people, these kidneys are small and slippery.
q. we are done killing tomorrow and also done with rat metabolic cages tomorrow. aka we are done with week from hell tomorrow. i think that hela and i will b "hela" happy. LOL GET IT? i think i sense some radlers coming our way.
r. I GET THE WEEK OFF IN 10 DAYS. my first time off since may 23. the day of my arrival (i didnt even get that day off.)
s. I have 46 more days of being a slovak
t. today i hit my foot on the rack that holds the iv and ripped the bottom part of my toenail off. nucking futs!
u. just realized i have a report due to my doctor today. its 1045. oops.
v. so im getting off this to do that.

dovidenia my friends.