donde estoy

 DAY 5

its already sunday at 3.. i literally am not sure where the weekend went. the past two days ive woken up at like 12 or 1.  literally dont remember the last time i slept that late. i feel like i have homework or something that i should be doing…but i dont..its weird. summer.

last night was truly one of the most ridiculous things ive ever experienced. thank god for pablo thats all im saying or i probably would have ended up on the side of the street in bratislava somewhere. people ask me, where did you go last night? and i just say i dont know.  i dont know because i cant pronounce anything here for the life of me, but also because i drank a lot of beer. however, i had a blast. i also gave some guy a ponytail (not cut it off like some people would……). i would compare this guy to umm wyatt's friend with the long curly hair. i think these guys were french that we were with last night and i kept trying to talk to them in spanish. i dont know why…

me and pablo i suppose doing some sort of salsa at he disco…yikes

 also id just like to say that being here i have embarrassed myself and every person from the US. i am a disgrace. literally i know where no countries are and know nothing about any country..including the US. i think the spaniards and the slovaks know more about the USA than i do. how embarrassing. but truly i am learning a lot.....so thats good…. but yes, my apologies to the US and you guys should probably get a better school system because we're dumb.

monika just gave me a boss manicure and while she was doing it i think she wanted to punch me because my nails looked so awful.  she is like an asian in a polish body.. es muy fantastico.

buttt everyone should probably watch this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCekVRev3bk because its hilaroius. and people like these guys. they got 2nd place in something like american idol here. go waterland!

this morning i had a brief scare that i lost my passport....no worries..we found it in someones room.....im never getting let back into the US.

i think later we are going to go to eat at a cafe annnnddd yup it will probably be an early night for me because i think we got back home at like 5 or 6 this morning? kill me. crazy spaniards.

the cafe we went to last night before going out had hammocks..they were awesome..except i think im the only person who thought they were cool

adios for now!